Len Guardino / I'm a Man Baby, Yes I Am

When I first opened this package, I really thought this would be some kind of terrible home-made music project by some 40 year old dude going through his mid-life crisis in the suburbs of Long Island, but it ended up being this jam with really cheesy retro 80’s pop vibes and a terribly sexist narrative. “I’m a man babyyyy let me set you free.” Totally fucked up, but there’s something undeniably awesome about it. It’s like watching a mom hitting her wailing 3 year old in the cereal section of Walmart. It’s so terrible and wrong, but you can’t help but watch the woman violently discipline the innocent baby in public.